I don’t like having to make posts like this but I think it’s time. I have to say “No” to people more and more. And people are getting grumpy about it. People need to pull up their big-girl/boy panties and deal with the realities, though, disappointing as they can be.
I am writing three books a year—and I
know you guys love that because you tell me so! But to continue to do so, I have to lay down some ground rules. I have to learn to say “No” more and you guys have to accept it. Now, most of my readers are friendly, understanding people. Most. But…a few…make posts like this necessary.
So for the few—the very few but very vocal:
Sorry, but I cannot ‘make’ you into a published author. I cannot give you the magic key—there is no magic key—only hard work and years of time spent in isolation at the keyboard. I don’t have time to mentor you. You need to learn the way I did: by doing the legwork yourself. Read through my past blog posts—I talk about writing in it. Check my forums when they go back up, I’ve answered some questions in it. Check my site—I have a website, an extensive website, with all sorts of info on it including some writing advice (and scour the site for it, don’t write to ask me where it is—you need to learn to do the legwork and research on your own).
No, I cannot and will not introduce you to my agent or my editor—for one thing, my editor only accepts agented material, and if I refer someone to my agent, I am—in essence—vouching for them. And sorry, I don’t vouch for anybody I haven’t read. Which brings me to:
I cannot read your unpublished work. I just can’t—in the first place, there are far too many legal ramifications. Too many people are ready and willing to sue an author if they think that the author ‘lifted’ their material. Let me tell you—this supposed theft of ideas happens far less than people think and most cases are thrown out of court (the concept of a wizard’s school, of magical games and contests—a dime a dozen for the number of times people have thought of them. Rowling didn’t steal from you or anybody else). But even just the threat of accusation is too great. In the second place: I don’t have the time. You may not realize it but I get dozens of these requests per week. I write three books a year, and have my own life. My job is to write books, not mentor others.
I cannot tour much for a number of reasons. Even if I did, I wouldn’t be able to hit all the little towns where people want me to go. I pay for all the traveling we do—not my publisher. And every time I take time out of my schedule to go somewhere and (hopefully) talk to three or four people and sign a few books, it’s that much less time that I have to write the books you love to read. Most book signings attract only a scant handful of people—usually my time is spent sitting there, directing people to the bathroom (not so much fun). ~grins~ But here’s the good news: You can get signed copies through
Seattle Mystery Bookshop. In fact, if you pre-order the books there before they come out, I will personalize them for you!
My assistant answers my fan mail. Yes, she does and I’m sorry if that disappoints you but know that I do read it, and that if she didn’t answer it, there would be no answers. I simply don’t have enough time to go around.
No, I don't approve of fanfiction, I won't read it, and if you post it and point it out to me, I'll insist it be taken down. That's my
legal right as an author, that's my honest feeling--it makes me queasy to see people write about my characters, making them do what they would not do, pairing them with people they would not be with, creating scenarios that would not happen/did not happen, etc. I'm not apologizing. Find an author who doesn't mind this to do it to, please.
For published authors: Most likely, I can’t endorse your book. I now and then will give a cover quote but I want my ‘blurbs’ to mean something so don’t hand them out like candy. But just because I don’t have the time to read your book to see if I am comfortable having my name on it doesn’t mean I think it will be bad. It means, I don’t have the time to read it. If you’re a friend and you get mad at me because I can’t, well, I am sorry but that says something about the supposed friendship.
Speaking of friends:
I don’t friend people on my private facebook page and I don’t follow many people on Twitter (though I always check my @ replies). On Facebook, I have a fan page, where I interact with readers, and that’s where you can find me. I really need my personal FB page to be private—for close friends and family only. I don’t bandy the word ‘friend’ around easily.
I do interact with people on Twitter, too, though, but no I do not follow everybody who follows me and I don't #FF my fans because it would be insane to try to include everybody, and I won't hurt feelings by only #FFing a few.
So yes, you can find me online but you have to look in the right place. The crunch time for me also means cutting down on online interaction.
But you’d rather have the books, right? And I’d rather see comments in my blog than miss comments pointed at me because I can’t get online enough. I’d rather blog than spend an hour on Twitter or FB without realizing the time’s slipping past.
My forums will be back up shortly, btw—sorry they’ve been down, but we had to make some changes.
Anyway, that’s my “No” post. Authors have to balance writing with interacting. But so should everybody else. There’s a fantastic saying that I absolutely love:
How You Spend Your Time Is How You Spend Your Life. I lived by that for a long while and now, I need to return to it. And I’d rather spend my life writing books, than frittering my time away on time-wasting activities that I don’t enjoy as much. Planned recreation is great, but I need to curb my dallying around again.
Cheers,
Yasmine